M: Why standing up?
C: It’s weird, but it just feels great.
M: I like to put Vaseline on my hands and put them in Borghese conditioning gloves while watching infomercials.
Ch: Before I was married I used to study my pores in a magnifying mirror for an hour each night. But I'm afraid Trey will think it's weird.
Remember that episode of our original guilty pleasure show, Sex and the City? If you don't, it was the same rerun that was on just the other night (I like easy). Carrie Bradshaw brought the term "Secret Single Behavior" into our vernacular and made thousands of women rub their manicured hands together in embarassed glee over outing the knowledge of their closet female rituals.
Do I have any SSBs? Uh, do we have all day? I like to flip through US Weekly while surfing for shoes on the web with Bravo TV playing in the background. I like to obsessively pluck stray hairs from my eye brow area. I concoct strange food creations - like cooked cheap-o ramen noodles mixed with the chicken flavor powder pack - no water - and mayo, aka my SSB alfredo. I go through my closet and try on my shoes. I put a Biore nose strip on and paint my toe nails while listening to Sara Bareilles on repeat. I populate my Pinterest boards a new obsession. I read cookbooks - yes, read. I could go on.
So all is fair with us girls and SSBs - what's your Secret Single Behavior?
Top: J. Crew stripe button-back
Skirt: A/X pencil cargo (worn here before - similar here, here)
Bracelet: The PS Boutique via Etsy (similar here)
Necklace: c/o Simply Livly via Etsy
Shoes: Seychelles she's got the moves (worn here before)