You: Dauphine Blouse by Hype. Feathery ruffles embellish creamy eyelet lace to create a romantically regal cinched-waist blouse.
Me: Sheepish-looking girl in her bathrobe and slipper socks who is up way too early on a Saturday morning surfing the Internet. I spied you in the New Arrivals section of Anthropologie.com and commented on how pretty I thought your ruffles were. You asked me to add you to my shopping bag. I did but never hit the checkout button. You went away. Hopefully we can meet in person and I can try you on over a pencil skirt or wide-leg trousers sometime?